phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

(Source: wendy-pleakley)

thetardis-in-221b:

This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

2000ish:

Sameee

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

normcore-dad:

starswereexploding:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Wow

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN…

  • my 4 yr old nephew: *singing don't stop*
  • me: who sings that
  • nephew: the superheroes
  • me: what are they called
  • nephew: 5 socks
  • me: close enough