daftwithoneshoe:

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls

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obbets:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

how about “go fuck yourself”

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

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